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So let's mention this Jon Lester pick-off attempt shit. Seems like this kinda thing happens with the Cubs. They get a big free agent or manager and that person starts to wilt under the pressure. Some of it's put on by the media, some by the fans and some by the player. The dude hasn't attempted a pick-off in years and that has had ZERO effect on him becoming one of the best pitchers in baseball. So, why start now? Just pitch and not worry about it. And fuck ESPN for showing their cute little graphic on Opening Night.
Hey America, wake up. ESPN is dogshit. Has been for over a decade now. Leave it for NY and Boston and LA. And Duke and USC and UNC. And Derek Jeter and David Ortiz and A-Rod. And Tom Brady and Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow. And the NBA and Golf and "The Decision". Not to mention all the dumbshits that work for the "Mothership"... from play-by-play to hosts to analysts to sportswriters, they've all become caricatures of themselves. They say stupid and fuck up shit based on, well, mostly nothing. Their whole line-up of programming is geared toward themselves, hollywood-NBA-Bieber culture, and bros. Are you one of those things? Is that why you're sitting through 45 minutes of slick styled bro talk about Kobe, LeBron and [insert latest athlete sexual assault scandal] just in hopes that you may catch an NHL highlight? or MMA? or maybe that Braves/Brewers final out highlight?
Let's face it, ESPN was barely worthwhile even when the NBA was good. You know, like mid 90's. They had highlights! Playoff Hockey! Strongman! Jordan-Olajuwon-Ewing-Shaq-Malone-Amaechi-Barkley! And none of the bro shows. Fuck PTI. Fuck ATH. Fuck Baseball Tonight. Fuck ESPN.
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go watch the Cubbies beat the Whale's Vagina Fathers.
Happy Kris Bryant Day!
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