BREAKDANCING MIDGETS

If you're having a bad HandyJ Season, maybe this will lift your spirits.

Trade Deadline is Aug 26th

Strained Hamstrings have Wandy Rodriguez, Jonathan Papelbon, Matt Kemp, Andre Ethier and Brian McCann ready to move.

Hunks Clubhouse would like to move Ike Davis, Lance Berkman, John Axford and Clayton Richard in exchange for SP/RP.

i have the runs! is looking to deal Chase Headley, Jordan Schafer, Christian Friedrich and Carlos Zambrano. In return, he is asking for CI, MI, OF, SP.

Cleveland Steamers would like a power bat.

And finally, word on the street is Jacque Strap Jones* is putting together a blockbuster deal.

*Team name as of press time

Popped Quiz

Leave you answer for each question in the comments section, numbered 1-10. There are plenty of great prizes based on how well you do, like 2012 Allen & Ginter relic cards, base cards, and vintage Topps from the 60's and 70's.

The only home run to win game 7 of a World Series was hit by who?

Joe Carter, Toronto Blue JaysRuss Snyder, Baltimore OriolesChico Ruiz, Cincinnati RedsBill Mazeroski, Pittsburgh Pirates

This player was the A.L. rookie of the year in 1961.

Manny Jimenez, K.C. AthleticsDick Howser, K.C. AthleticsCamilo Pascual, Minn. TwinsTito Francona, Cleveland Indians

This Pirates pitcher relieved in 9 straight games in 1957.

Roy FaceJoe GibbonHarvey HaddixBob Friend

This uni-browed OF-1B homered in his first major league at-bat for the Cardinals in 1954.

Chuck MillerGene OliverWally MoonRon Taylor

This OF hit four consecutive homers twice in 1961.

Willie Kirkland, IndiansBob Bruce, Colt 45'sDon Nottebart, Colt 45'sEd Baily, Giants

While with the Red Sox in 1942, Johnny Pesky led the A.L. in hits with 205. He eventually returned to the Red Sox in 1946. What team did he play for from '43-'45?

IndiansThe ArmyBravesThe Navy

Former Cubs pitcher Dennis Lamp made his MLB debut in 1978. What year did the Cubs draft him?

1971197319751976

This "Baby Bird" hit two home runs in one game as a starting pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles back in August of 1961.

Jerry WalkerSteve BarberMilton PappasChuck Estrada

What former OF was nicknamed "suitcase"?

Keith LampardHarry SimpsonBilly ConigliaroLee Richard

How many times did Babe Ruth lead the A.L. in batting?

5301