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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Croation Invitation Standings After Week 5

RankTeamPointsPts ChangePts BackWaiver BudgetMoves
1.Hunks Clubhouse616.60106.74-$473
2.Tebow Fo Sho574.14117.3042.46$365
3.Lance's Wet Farts543.66123.7472.94$482
4.Butcher of Bosnia540.48118.8876.12$329
5.8=========D527.4480.2289.16$339
6.Sandusky's Daycare515.68102.92100.92$444
7.bob512.74116.78103.86$482
8.The Swollen Logs493.3498.16123.26$159
9.soppers n droppers477.6885.86138.92$50-
10.Mad Zymurgists434.8886.26181.72$344
11.CJ 2k404.9250.24211.68$452
12.Need some Luck!404.6893.90211.92$482
13.H.Y.F.R.381.8257.00234.78$491

Could RGIII's concussion spell relief for the rest of the league? Can Penis Lover Team gain ground now that they have given up three WR for Arian Foster? How wet are Lance's Wet Farts? Critical players on BYE weeks for Tebow Fo Sho. Mendenhall/Ridley backfield may push Sandusky's Daycare into top three over the next few weeks. HYFR...what does that even mean? BOB highest scoring player, Chicago DEF at 98 points. Next highest? Trent Richardson at 77.2...geez.

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Saturday, October 6, 2012

What "League Votes" Means To Me


Team Logs

Hey, Hunks here. Did ya'll know that if you go to your team page (where your line-up is) you can access your team log. The team log shows all the players that appeared on your roster for the season along with the stats they earned you. Pretty cool, huh.

Have a good weekend. Don't be Vetoing anything!

Hunks out

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Bonus Points

So i'm just now finding out about bonus points... Can't say I agree with giving points away based on leading stat categories. Now I understand nothing can be done this season and that's fine. However, let me stat my case for 2013.

Bonus points? Really? The whole point is to try and accumulate as many stat points as you can. So we give out bonus points for doing what you're supposed to do? Should we take points away for being dead last in a category? I mean come on. It's just not accurate for record keeping either.

Look, my players accumulated stats the correlated into 74.5 points which is good enough for third place. No more and no less. Giving me a bonus point for leading a category is NOT a direct reflection of how well my team performed. They only performed well enough to earn 74.5 points. That's it! What's next? Extra points for having the actual MVP and CY Young winner on your roster (both of which I would have, by the way)?

In conclusion let me just say bonus points shmonus boinks. I want to earn the final standing and point score I deserve for next season. Whether it's second last just ahead of Shawn or third place once again. These Hunks don't run.

Sincerely

Clay

Hunks Clubhouse

p.s. Bonus Points? What The Deuce?