Hunks Clubhouse: Post Draft Review

Here is the video put together by the Hunks in celebration of the draft. Music and clips owned by ACDC, WWE and MLB. Not me. I would like to say thank you to the 2-3 people at the draft who watched. Thank you for not being rude. I hope you enjoyed it. But maybe more on that later. On to the draft..

The 2015 HandyJ draft is in the books and boy howdy, was it every epic. Austin and Cole have joined the fray and quickly asserted themselves as teams to look out for in 2017. Of course, we all know the best way to contend for the title is in the name. Here's to you two coming up with better team names. Possibly a few readings from Dean's Marquis de Sade book will aid you guys in your journey. So, let me share my favorite reading from that fabled text, and I'm not sure what it was exactly, but here it is: A man finds a woman with flabby tits and uses them to wipe his ass. There, now be inspired.

However, not everyone was inspired. Blood Eagles managed to draft three outfielders that are injured, with the possibility of ALL THREE starting the season on the DL. If there's one thing I'm sure of, Dean will retain his lovable loser moniker for 2015. The NaziJews fired shots early on by keeping Giancarlo Stanton and Madison Bumgarner while drafting Carlos Gomez. But now they look more like blanks when roster-ed alongside rapscallions such as Mark Reynolds, Zack Cosart, Jarrod Saltalamacchia. What now sounds like a broken record, The Cleveland Steamers weren't happy with their draft day workings. But if you ask me, they look perfectly average. No worries! Camden loves bukkake will be relying heavily on bounce back seasons and career years for players like Pedro Alvarez, Brandon Belt and Jay Bruce. But, if it works out, while paired with one of the better pitching staffs in the league, we just may see a bukkake celebration this proctober. Sure it may sound corny or nutty, but Bukkake could bring forth winds of change.

And now on to the reigning, defending, and undisputed back-to-back Champions, Hunks Clubhouse. Their offense is ready to roll and their pitching is mediocre at first glance, but possibly serviceable. This Hunkamaniac wonders just how in the hell the Hunks were able to pair that offense together. Only time will tell if the Hunks title reign of 2 years will come crashing down.

Now on to the festivities. What a great video provided by the Hunks manager. And also a special thanks to those helped with food. It is very appreciated. (I still have about 20 hot dogs if anyone is interested. They are multicolored now). The Hunks would like to give an extended thanks to those who participate in the contests and read the blog. I know some of you don't give a hoot and sit there at the draft all serious and plastic faced hoping your investment pays off, I wish you'd loosen up a bit. And then some, it just seems like they pay the fee just to hang out; check your team every now and then. It takes two minutes. Just don't jerk off that day and set a line-up a couple days in advance. Easy!

The season starts Sunday, and for some, it will be over just as quick. Prove me wrong, HandyJ-ers or watch me wreak destruction upon the league and lay waste to those who challenge me.