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Thursday, March 28, 2013

Season Preview: NaziJews

First off, great name. (Sarcasm). NaziJews is pretty tame. Nazi and Jew are used a lot so at this point I think they have lost that special luster that makes them so offensive, even together. I refuse to believe that Shawn overlooked such great combinations like HonkyNiggers. Which looks and feels WAY more offensive than HonkyN*****S. Plus it's more fun! This is HandyJ 2013. You have to something better than NaziJews. We want more! We want more! Like, you really like it, you want more. Do you follow me?

Secondly, awesome job being on time for the draft. If we had bonus points, you would surely be rewarded some... that you would probably trade to Winny.

No surprise here. Both Tulo and Castro are kept as well as Soriano. but I think we can all agree that if Campana wasn't traded, he would own a roster spot on the NJs. Dexter Fowler and Garrett Jones rejoin Shawn's offense while long-face Aaron Harang returns to the starting rotation along with prototypical bearded ginger Ian Kennedy. New Editions include Matt Garza, Shin-Soo-Choo and Homo Bailey.

Shawn has put together a strong team. Almost shocking. He had a good draft and could be poised to terrorize team competing not to finish at the back of the pack. Let's hope he stays active.

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