This is a stronger team than last seasons Alabama Hot Pockets. Did you know that people in Alabama are so poor that they mostly eat stolen Hot Pockets? They can't even afford microwaves to heat them up in. They just eat them cold. Like how we do with Pop Tarts. Which they also can't afford! They have to enjoy Toaster Tarts. Do they use a toaster? Of course not. They warm 'em up by putting them between their butt cheeks all day when they're out scraping up possum puddin' from the side of the road.
There were alot of gasps at the draft for how high Yadier went for. but hey, there weren't many options left and if you got the dough, then something that rhymes with dough, yo. See what I did with Ryan Zimmerman last year. Like with Preston and Molina this season, I could afford to go Knuckles Deep, Steubenville Style, and blow a big wad on Zimmerman last year. But that's what Hunks do. They wait for til the time is right, always watching, waiting, becoming less of a threat and them BOOM! Before you can even get your camera phone out, the Hunks just sprung $40 on your ass and you have to hide your jealousy because you just spent $26 on Carlos Lee or John Mayberry or maybe you even kept Gaby Sanchez... Hey, I've been down that road before (Aubrey fucking Huff) and the best thing to do is make sure it never happens again. So basically what i am saying is, I applaud the drafting of Yadier Molina for such a high amount. Preston, you put yourself in position to get Molina when most of us, myself included, thought he was kept (I'm not sure why I thought that). Sneaky sneaky, sis.
Overall, this is a pretty balanced team. Three pitchers had 200 IP last season and another was just under that mark. If I had to give grades, I could see this team getting a good one.
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