Speaking of Cleveland Steamers, hold on a sec...
Boy, that dump reminded me of this story about Corey Lidle and a tow truck... or was it Josh Hancock and an airplane... Ok either way, beside the point, let's get to the (turtle) head of the Steamers. Whitey came out with some real stinkers (Ludwick, Wellington Castillo) but totally redeemed himself with the signings of sexy Todd Frazier and Canadian Joey Votto. Ha, those big bomb dumps had to leave Dean's cheeks wet, if you know what I mean.
The Steamers' best intestinal sculpture would have to be his upgrade over last year's pitching staff. This could poop shit bricks of cold hard cash come prOctober.
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