Tuesday Thoughts

The Cardinals will present a "Kick Off To Summer" weekend son Friday, May 29th. Be one of the first 25,000 fans and receive a Whitey Herzog Butt Plug.

 Cub fans shouldn't feel left out, however. On July 12th, be one of the first 5,000 kids and get a Clark Cub insulated lunch bag.  Hey, once that Old Style and Vienna Beef wreaks havoc on your bowels, don't leave the action to wait in those long Wrigley restroom lines. Just excavate your colon bears into this bag. Should be fun setting on fire later, too!