Hunks. Champs. Again.

In what ended up being the closest finish in HandyJ history, Hunks Clubhouse once again captured the title by a mere half a point. The final month saw a few lead changes with runner up Three Fingers Brown, but once more the Hunks proved to be the better team. By becoming the first team to ever go back-to-back, the Hunks have shown that there is more to their hard bodies that just glitz and gluts.

Camden Loves Bukkake came in 2.5 holes points behind Hunks C, withstanding a late summer charge from the oft-injured Whisker Clams Bearded Biscuits Whisker Biscuits. The Heebs and Steamers tied for fifth while i have the runs came in eighth. 2014 will remain a big pile of disappointment for the Steamers and i have the runs, as they were both projected to finish at number 2. Also catching a whiff of the losers poo's were the NatziJews who really could have used the winnings to buy a dictionary and learn to spell nazi. FYI Shawn, there's an app for this whole Yahoo Fantasy Sports thing. Look it up, G.

And finally gang, bringing up the rear (and probably sniffing it too) we have the Drunken Hounds. The Hounds played it smart by moving players to acquire prospects and cheap keepers. I'm hearing word from the Hounds front office is that the plan to determine what three players will be kept will involve licking peanut butter off of Lance's balls. So smart money is on Yadier and Wong. But most pundits agree, Wong probably isn't a good fit since he eats dong dogs. Stereotype!

Focusing our attention back to the Hunks, Coach Swifty McShrew plans on having the Championship parade this Friday starting on the intersection of 69th and Hershey Highway, then veering down (for entirely too long) Honorary Colonel Angus Trail before finally stopping for a prideful rally at the Rainbow Garden Chinese Restaurant. The parade will be lead by co-grand marshals Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger and will also feature a performance from Molton Bohemoth.