Injury!
Lance Berkman ended up having a bad luck season. He was hardly given time to replicate the bad ass numbers he put up last year. I'd feel bad for the guy if he was wearing a different uniform. On second though, I still wouldn't really care.
Corey Luekbe was the $1 ace in the hole for the Hunks. The Hunks paid the price at the end of April when Luekbe's season ended with Tommy John Surgery. 33 cents per win.
Despite a poor batting average Dee Gordon racked up the steals for the Hamstrings, then he tore the UCL in his right thumb and is still healing. So...you need a thumb to steal?
Brian Wilson. The phony went on the shelf in late April with an elbow strain. This guy is just a phony I tell ya. Hard to justify keeping a closer.
Bums!
Cameron Maybin is just another flop of a first round pick.
Johan Santana. Ok, so you had a no-hitter. That don't empress me much.
Brandon Belt. Maybe if the Giants had played him everyday...
Brian McCann will probably match his HR and RBI averages but his AVG suuuuuuucks.
The worst keeper award goes to...................................................................................
GABY SANCHEZ! Boy O Boy has he flat out stunk this season.
Thank you, thank you..... I don't know what to say or who I should thank for this fantastic award. Ok well let me try, thank u gaby, you are so mentally week you couldn't fight through a simple slump to start the season, surely after a stint in the minors you would come back better than ever! Nope he found himself traded to the pirates because clearly he was the answer to their first base woes, I mean what did he have 2 homers at the time of the trade? Of course since the trade he pinch hits about once every other game and gives u a very wet-backish shitty 4hopper/strikeout when called upon by Clint hurdle and then takes his appropriate seat back on the bench. I'm rambling now, Fuck you gaby sanchez. I'm out
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