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Thursday, December 18, 2014

Poo Bag: Worst Roster Additions of 2014 part 1

Drunken Hounds

Fun fact: The Hounds roster contained a few pitchers that performed very poorly in a Hounds uniform before turning it around after being cut to waivers. (Bartolo Colon, Vidal Nuno, and Edinson Volquez)

  1. Carl Crawford acquired via FA Waivers $5 - Crawford spent his time with the Hounds going 2/13 with zero runs, homers, RBI, and steals. He hit .154 with an OBP of .154
  2. Wandy Rodriguez acquired via draft $3 - Over 16 innings, Wandy had 13 k's but 0 wins win an era of 7.31 with a WHIP of 1.56. Ouch.
i have the runs!

Fun fact: Hounds keeper option Yadier Molina was originally cut from i have the runs! roster in favor of Brayan Pena!
  1. Brooks Conrad acquired via FA $2 - Over the course of 5 games, Brooks went 0/16 but did manage one measly RBI and an OBP of .056. YIKES!
Three Fingers Brown  

Fun Fact: Three Fingers Brown finished 2nd in 2014. It was the closest finish in HandyJ history as the Hunks won the title by half a point. Wowzers!
Fun Fact #2: 3FB used 15 hitters and 43 pitchers. That tells you just how potent hit offense was while he streamed pitchers like a mad man! Hashtag Cray-Cray!

  1. Yasmani Grandal acquired via FA $1 - While Yasmani did hit 3 dongers with 6 RBI, his .154/.233 over 39 ABs was pretty shitty.
  2. Tim Lincecum acquired via draft $7 - The falling star burnt out during his time with 3FB going 64 innings in 12 starts with an ERA and WHIP of 5.01/1.58. Though he did throw a no-hitter in June...against Yasmani Grandal and the Padres. 
  3. Edwin Jackson acquired twice via FA $1 - Jackson was, in every way, shape, and form, absolutely dog shit in 2014. Here are his shitty numbers with 3FB: 19 INN, 1W 17K, 8.69 ERA, 2.03 WHIP. Do you smell that?  

 

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