Amid Scandal, Draft Completed

The HandyJ draft concluded Saturday evening in just under five hours. Let's recap the days action.

The Draft:
Once the draft started an hour late, a vote was set in motion as three keepers replaced two keepers. The majority hoping this would move the draft along faster. WRONG! The draft was interrupted many times by NBA and NCAA basketball talk(Really? No, REALLY?). Blows my mind to think that there is a white audience out there for the NBA. Some struggled to place together three keepers whilst other threw caution and top dollar to the wind and kept their absolute best or David Freese.

Dean removed his tongue from Clayton Kershaw's anus long enough for Clay to take him away. Though, it's hard to hang on to what you want when you hands are holding Votto's cock and Santana's balls AND you're giving Buster Posey a foot job.

The league welcomed Werth and Mars to replace two Estranged managers.

Congratulations to all who won prizes. For placing last season, Roberts won a 2011 Topps game-used jersey card of Matt Holliday. Winston took home a 2009 UD Goodwin Champions game-used jersey card of 2005 NL MVP Derrek Lee. League Champion Whitey accepted his 2011 Allen & Ginter Tommy Hansen game-used jersey card with a very excited "Eh". Also taking home fun prizes: everyone else.

Scandals and Rumors:
A GM of a team that has yet to be renewed(Dean, WTF?) accused the auctioneer and the Alabama Hot Pockets. Nothing became of this due to the frequency that this particular GM yells out gibberish and girlish yelps, yippies and giggles.

Coherent-gate or Madsen-gate or strike-from-my-roster-gate shook the leagues foundations for the last two hours of the draft. End the end, everyone settled and maybe even kissed. But this little birdie isn't telling. Kind of a play on words there. Gay.

A tight lipped GM withheld info on certain players pertaining to the Braves, among other teams. Some claimed this GM to also be tight assed with his budget until he proved them wrong by dropping $13 on Jed Lowrie. Insert rap song big money spender made up word or catchphrase here _________, n****!

I'm hearing there is a GM out there who may be looking to swap a number two starter for second level infielder. I'll check my sources to see who may be offered up.

Bryan LaHair and Anthony Rizzo were drafted back-to-back and the late rounds by different teams.

Once the final bums accept their invites and log in so the rosters can be set, I will post the biggest losers and winners of the draft along with my top notch analysis from my ass.