It's Friday (and everybody's celebratin')

The Cubs have to move Wellington Castillo's ass. Doesn't do any good to sit Montero this much. Dumb. We all knew they were gonna have a hard time moving Castillo because he isn't all that great offensively and can't frame pitches for shit.

Just looking at each team's roster at catcher, here's where Wellington Castillo's services can be used:

Baltimore, Boston, Minnesota, Oakland, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Texas, Arizona, Colorado, Miami, Philly, Pittsburgh, St. Louis.

Speaking of STL, Ed Easly could make his MLB debut this weekend if he sees some action. The cards placed Tony Perez on paternity leave. So, what if Molina spends significant time on the DL this season? Trade for Castillo.

Verlander's triceps injury just shows he isn't giving his teammates enough western style handjobs these days.

Roy Helu signed with the Raiders. They plan on using him in a specialized role. Same shit, different team. See kids, if you just settle, you can play for the Redskins and the the Raiders! Inspiring. Wonder which hat he will wear on his HOF plaque...


Here's your HandyJ Weekend Jam.