Fun Fapping Fact of The Day

This Fun Fapping Fact of the Day is brought to you by the upcoming 2015 HandyJ Draft guide.


Fact: If Dillon wins the 2014 HandyJ Championship, he will set the record for least amount spent on keepers in a championship season. That total would be $3. The current record is $28 held by Whitey from 2011. Dean has the closest chance at spoiling the record breaking effort with a total of $31 spent. Preston also sits at $3 while Clay comes in at an extravagant $18. Remember, my records ad Yahoo's action records only go back as far as 2011. Fap Fap Fap...

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Look for the 2015 Handy J Draft guide coming this February or March. It will have in depth analysis on all your favorite Handy J teams like the Hunks or Camden Loves Bukkake. Plus, the 2015 draft guide will also contain draft history, player projections and fun little tid bits that will probably be offensive and untrue!

Send me tips and stories pertaining to the HandyJ Fantasy Baseball League. By the way, that lady isn't covered in cum. It's coconut milk! Oh internet... 

2014 HandyJ All-Stars Revealed

Catcher - Jonathan Lucroy (25)

• Molina, Castillo (7)

Corner - Paul Goldschmidt (23) and Todd Frazier (16)

• Luis Valbuena, Mike Olt (10)
• Freddie Freeman (7)
• Justin Morneau, Matt Adams (7)

Middle - Troy Tulowitzki (31), Annthony Rendon (13)

• Hanley Ramirez (12)
• Jordy Mercer (7)

Outfield - Giancarlo Stanton (33), Andrew McCutchen (24), Charlie Blackmon (14)

• Carlos Gomez (13)
• Emilio Bonifacio (10)
• Junior Lake, A.J. Pollack (9)
• Billy Hamilton (8)

Set-up - Pat Neshek (13)

• Will Smith (12)
• Jean Machi (5)

Closer - Francisco Rodriguez (18)

• Aroldis Chapman (11)
• Hector Rendon (7)
• Craig Kimbrel (6)

SP - Clayton Kershaw (34), Adam Wainwright (31), Jake Arrieta (26), Alfredo Simon (25), Johnny Cueto (22)

• Dice-k (19)
• Julio Teheran (15)
• Bartolo Colon (12)
• Hyun-Jin Ryu (11)
• Jenrry Mejia, Vance Worley (8)

2014 HandyJ All-Star Ballot

Copy and Paste the below link to fill out your Ballot

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/3Y5N58X

Clear The Fence Contest!

The two teams that hit the most homers for Saturday and Sunday will each win a copy of the newest Reckless Love album, Spirit. Gentlemen, set your lineups.

        

results:
i have the runs! - 0
Drunken Hounds - 1
Heebs - 1
Jews - 1
clams - 1
steamers - 0
bukkake - 1
Hunks - 3 winner
Three Fingers - 2 winner

Weekend Contest

To win this contest your team must have the highest total steals from Fri (5-30) to Sun(6-1).  Tiebreaker will run through week until one team takes the lead. also, P-ro and Wirth, I still have goodies for you from last season. Please provide mailing address if you would like your cards before the Football Draft in August.

Winner takes home: 2013 Topps Gypsy Queen Derek Jeter Sliding Stars, 2011 Topps Diamond Stars Evan Longoria, 2011 Topps 20/20 Andre Ethier and 2011 Topps 20/20 Ubaldo Jimenez.

 
 Scanner glass broke thanks to this orange cat I know. Lucky me finding pics on ebay

RESULTS

Three fingers: 2
Hunks: 0
Heebs: 1
c loves b: 2
Steamers: 1
clams: 0
NJ's: 2
runs!: 4
Hounds: 1

WINNER IS i have the runs!

Hunks Clubhouse Top albums

That was not as fun as I had thought. So here is the list in it's final order. Remember, these are the Hunks top albums.


25. T.Rex - Electric Warrior
24. Def Leppard - Yeah!
23. The Killers - Battle Born
22. Haim - Days Are Gone
21. Tom Petty - Wildflowers
20. Taking Back Sunday - Taking Back Sunday
19. Kings Of Leon - Come Before Sundown
18. Traveling Wilburys - Vol 1
17. Audioslave - Audioslave
16. Genesis - Invisible Touch
15. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - Long After Darl
14. The Strokes - Comedown Machine
13. Ratt - Out Of The Cellar
12. Coheed and Cambria- Volume II
11. My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade
10. Foo Fighters - There Is Nothing Left To Lose
9.   Foo Fighters - Wasting Light
8.   Audioslave - Out of Exile
7.   The Darkness - Hot Cakes
6.   Mastodon - The Hunter
5.   Kings Of Leon - Because Of The Times
4.   Coheed & Cambria - Volume I
3.   Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
2.   Pearl Jam - Backspacer
1.   The Darkness - Permission To Land