Who's ready for some baseball? Yahoo Fantasy Baseball opens up January 30th. Here are all the updates and additions courtesy of Yahoo's Andy Behrens.
• 24/7 drafting and mock-drafting;
• Quick and easy registration;
• New and improved app, with drafts and mocks for Android and iOS devices;
• Player notes via Rotoworld;
• Team page improvements, including auto-saved roster moves and new tabs for your Watchlist and Player Updates;
• PROSPECTS. Tons of prospects. More than we've ever had, easily. More than you may actually want. We've added a giant pile of prospects to the player pool (100+) for the benefit of dynasty league gamers.
• Commissioners have the option of adding "NA" roster spots, and these will function similarly to the DL. So you'll be able to stash minor leaguers and/or suspended players (or anyone on the bereavement list) without burning a bench spot.
Hunks Clubhouse would like to send out Hunk High Fives to 2013 NL MVP Andrew McCutchen and 2013 NL CY Young winner Clayton Kershaw. Both men played an integral part in help Hunks Clubhouse achieve it's first HandyJ Fantasy Baseball Championship. This was McCutchen's second season with the Hunks as he was selected as a keeper before the 2013 draft. Kershaw pitched for the Hunks in 2012 and was drafted by I have the runs! in 2013. A mid-season trade sent Kershaw, along with Kyle Lohse, to the Hunks in exchange for Lance Lynn and Tony Cingrani.
The Handy for Next Big Thing goes to...
Yasiel Puig!
The Handy for Most Dynamic Newbie goes to...
Jose Fernandez!
The Handy for Top Breakout Player goes to...
Paul Goldschmidt!
Here to present the award for Handiest pitcher is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez!
Ben: It's great to be here to present the 2013 Handy for Handiest pitcher.
Jen: It sure is. There were plenty of great pitching performances this season and the Handy could have went to any number of fellas. Uh, Luis Atilano, Joel Pineiro, Candy Sierra, ...Molina.
Ben: Ok, Jen. I'm pretty sure you are just listing Puerto Rican players. And Molina? There's three of them and they are catchers.
Jen: Sorry. I just get so flustered when I'm around you. Can't stop thinking about all those nights together long ago. And to think you choose horse-faced Jennifer Garner over me and my sexy Latin ass.
Ben: Mmm, your ass makes me so hard baby. I want to put my Batmobile in rectum.
Jen: Oh you talk so sexy. It makes my taco very spicy. See? Ben, can you smell my spicy taco?
Ben: Oh yeah baby so hot! Let's make out.
Bennifer: The Handy for Handiest Pitcher goes to...
Clayton Kershaw!
And now a special musical performance from Steel Panther!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley!
Chris: Excuse me. Ha ha, had a little dry throat there.
Patrick: That's ok, Chris. We are here tonight to present the 2013 Handy for Handiest Swinger. This years winner truly, gosh it's hot in here. Hold on just a sec.
Patrick: There. That's better. As I was saying...
Chris: Woah, now. Now that you mention it, I am sweating profusely.
Patrick: Nice tits. Makes Jennifer Grey look like a little school boy.
Chris: And the Handy goes to....Paul Goldschimdt!
Patrick: HandyJ would like to thank all the manager of the 2013 HandyJ Fantasy League for a great season. We hope to see all of you next season, especially those of you who pay the fifty dollar fee and then don't check your team. Goodnight everybody and stay tuned for an all new "Living Single"
followed by the season premieres of "Walker: Texas Ranger" and
"Ghost Writer"
