Full-sized insert cards will be sets focusing on shared birthdays of MLB players (Across the Years, 100 cards), One Little Corner (celestial bodies), Palaces and Strongholds (20 cards), Martial Mastery (10 notable warriors) and a 20-card Civilizations of Ages Past set.
Mini inserts will include The First Americans — cards for Native American tribes — Inquiring Minds (philosophers), Heavy Hangs the Head (monarchs), Codes, Siphers and Cryptographs (10 famous codes), Peacemakers and Famous Finds.
Autograph and Photo opportunities with all the 2013 Managers
The Muscle, Steel, and Sex Appeal of Hunk's Clubhouse
Dangerous Dean
The 2013 HandyJ Championship Package
Roberts' Home Brew a girlfriend who is ready to leave
and an appearance from Neoga's celebrity drunk Shae Banning!!!*
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
Draft starts at 2pm central time or a quarter past 3 Neoga standard time. Be there by 1:30 to ensure your front row seat to the one man bukkake show "Some like it Camden"**for free!
*Shae Banning not guaranteed to appear if deceased. Not guaranteed to yell out random retired player's names and attempt to smoke in the house. Not guaranteed to remind managers of all their older relatives that he graduated with. Managers guaranteed to not give a fuck about Shae Banning.
**Camden not officially scheduled to appear and/or guaranteed to perform bukkake. Shae Banning not guaranteed to perform bukkake, but after a few beers... No exchanges. No refunds. Content availability may change. Must be a legal resident of the U.S. or Canada, 18 and over. Void in Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and Quebec.
Ray Lewis has two Super Bowl rings. One for each man he killed. It was God's will. This makes Hunk wonder...if I kill some thug apes, will I in return win the 2013 HandyJ. Let us pray...
